Cucumber Vodka! Try it before summer ends...seriously!

If you have it this fall, meh. Winter? Nah. Spring? Mebbe. But that's a long time from now.  This is a summer drink. And even though your little brats are in school, it's technically still summer. So drink it. This summer. This weekend. Just try it. If you don't like it, you're an absolute weirdo and should seek some professional help. You need to know things like this about yourself, so, the sooner the better!

Cucumber vodka + Lemon Fizz = THE SHIZZ!!! I share it with everyone! And the people that love it, share it also! Delicious and ZERO CARBS! A girl--woman, actually, that shall remain unnamed-- that I introduced it to shared it with all the peeps she was on vacation with and by the end of their trip, they were carrying her everywhere she went...like Cleopatra, the pharaoh,  not like Cleo, the local drunk/psycho...Singing her praises, probably stuffing hundred dollar bills in her swimsuit! I don't know this, I just assume, as this is the typical display of enthusiasm after consuming this gift from the Vodka gods!!!

Cucumber Vodka

Seemingly ironic, the first summer in a series of them since I was a teenager, I was totally at peace with not being shit-faced drunk for the whole of the summer. I have been buzzy/tipsy/drinky a few times thus far, but not the stuff all the rumors are made of. And then, here comes Cucumber Vodka waltzing in my kitchen with an attitude, very cool...laidback, refreshing, and if I believed I were going to hell, THIS is what I would crave to quench my thirst for allllll of eternity!!! Add one & a half shots to an ice-filled glass(clear if ya wanna show off), LaCroix Lemon water, fresh slices of lemon, if ya feelin' fancy, garnish with cucumber slices too!!! Pretty sure I'm going to be a full blown alcoholic by Thursday, it's that good, so DO be careful!

Currently, my fridge is a cold lab filled with experimental jars.  Cucumber vodka with cilantro, basil and cilantro, and orange and pineapple vodka with mango.  The ones with watermelon and fresh cucumber infusions have been consumed by the mad scientist, and her assistant, Guinea Pig. Opposable thumbs up!