Cucumber Vodka! Try it before summer ends...seriously!

If you have it this fall, meh. Winter? Nah. Spring? Mebbe. But that's a long time from now.  This is a summer drink. And even though your little brats are in school, it's technically still summer. So drink it. This summer. This weekend. Just try it. If you don't like it, you're an absolute weirdo and should seek some professional help. You need to know things like this about yourself, so, the sooner the better!

Cucumber vodka + Lemon Fizz = THE SHIZZ!!! I share it with everyone! And the people that love it, share it also! Delicious and ZERO CARBS! A girl--woman, actually, that shall remain unnamed-- that I introduced it to shared it with all the peeps she was on vacation with and by the end of their trip, they were carrying her everywhere she went...like Cleopatra, the pharaoh,  not like Cleo, the local drunk/psycho...Singing her praises, probably stuffing hundred dollar bills in her swimsuit! I don't know this, I just assume, as this is the typical display of enthusiasm after consuming this gift from the Vodka gods!!!

Grapefruit Jalepeno Vodka

The bin near the cash register...that's where we met. I was slightly repulsed, but more curious than anything...so later, back at my place...THIS HAPPENED!

Grapefruit Jalapeño Vodka?!?!  It sounds like an odd pairing, but it's really pretty good! I couldn't really taste the grapefruit, and there was no heat to the jalapeño, just the flavor. I wasn't brave enough to taste it straight, not even after having a Bloody Mary in one hand, and a bud light in the other. No.