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Thursday, July 2, 2015

Coconut Fuzz

It's gonna be a hot, sticky, Texas summer day...imagine that! It's July!!! In attempt to beat the heat, I started mine out with some Coconut & Lemongrass green tea from Trader Joe's, LaCroix Coconut Water, lotsa ice, a packet of stevia sweetener and a freshly sliced lime.  It's the carbonation of the LaCroix that makes me giddy...it's so fizzy, er, fuzzy! THIS almost made me wish I had some lime or coconut flavored vodka at 8AM! Is there such a thing as lemongrass vodka??? There should be...oh, of course there is. (Even I thought that idea was so awesome, someone had to have done it already!) I might have a new obsession on my hands.

You can take nearly any flavored tea: pomegranate, orange, blueberry, and add a can of flavored sparkling water--LaCroix has no added anything, except awesomeness and a tinge of flavor, they have many to choose from--turning boring old tea into...I dunno, something really cool.  Verbal eloquence has abandoned me. There's a bumbling, mumbling grandpa and 2 noisey midgets within earshot and they're incessant and off-key humming of Christmas tunes makes me want to push them in the pool. Totally jacked my mojo. Noon may come sooner than expected.
 


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