You can take nearly any flavored tea: pomegranate, orange, blueberry, and add a can of flavored sparkling water--LaCroix has no added anything, except awesomeness and a tinge of flavor, they have many to choose from--turning boring old tea into...I dunno, something really cool. Verbal eloquence has abandoned me. There's a bumbling, mumbling grandpa and 2 noisey midgets within earshot and they're incessant and off-key humming of Christmas tunes makes me want to push them in the pool. Totally jacked my mojo. Noon may come sooner than expected.
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Thursday, July 2, 2015
Coconut Fuzz
It's gonna be a hot, sticky, Texas summer day...imagine that! It's July!!! In attempt to beat the heat, I started mine out with some Coconut & Lemongrass green tea from Trader Joe's, LaCroix Coconut Water, lotsa ice, a packet of stevia sweetener and a freshly sliced lime. It's the carbonation of the LaCroix that makes me giddy...it's so fizzy, er, fuzzy! THIS almost made me wish I had some lime or coconut flavored vodka at 8AM! Is there such a thing as lemongrass vodka??? There should be...oh, of course there is. (Even I thought that idea was so awesome, someone had to have done it already!) I might have a new obsession on my hands.
You can take nearly any flavored tea: pomegranate, orange, blueberry, and add a can of flavored sparkling water--LaCroix has no added anything, except awesomeness and a tinge of flavor, they have many to choose from--turning boring old tea into...I dunno, something really cool. Verbal eloquence has abandoned me. There's a bumbling, mumbling grandpa and 2 noisey midgets within earshot and they're incessant and off-key humming of Christmas tunes makes me want to push them in the pool. Totally jacked my mojo. Noon may come sooner than expected.
You can take nearly any flavored tea: pomegranate, orange, blueberry, and add a can of flavored sparkling water--LaCroix has no added anything, except awesomeness and a tinge of flavor, they have many to choose from--turning boring old tea into...I dunno, something really cool. Verbal eloquence has abandoned me. There's a bumbling, mumbling grandpa and 2 noisey midgets within earshot and they're incessant and off-key humming of Christmas tunes makes me want to push them in the pool. Totally jacked my mojo. Noon may come sooner than expected.
Labels:
non-alcoholic,
summer beverages,
tea
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