Corn Dog Substitute

Ever since we saw Incubus at Gexa Pavillion, near Fair Park(long before the fair was even going on) I have had an insatiable craving for a corn dog.

Giving in to the beast, I feel I have been punished for doing so...
I got one at a drive-in, it was cold.
I got one that looked totally fair-legit, it was a sausage, not hotdog wiener!
I've tried to divert this craving to hush puppies, even more disappointing.
So, in desperation (mild desperation that is--extreme would have prompted me to just catch the kitchen on fire with exploding grease attempting to make them myself), I made these.

Brown chipotle chicken sausages in a pan, assemble microwaved corn then cheese, tomatoes (because I didn't have ketchup) and mustard (not shown because it was embarrassing for you to see how much mustard I put on it.

It's still no corn dog, but the Kraken went back into the deep, not satisfied, but at least pacified. Had this not calmed the beast, I would have just put hot dogs in cornbread batter and baked. (File that one under stoner/white trash  cookbook.)